Kynlegir kvistir: December 2004

DAMN!!

Movie trivia

Þá er loksins komið að því aftur að kvikmyndagetraunin stígi fram á stokkana. Fyrsta getraun er ein sem ég fékk og hef meira að segja ekki hugmynd um sjálfur. Núna er bara að giska og þá fáum við vonandi svarið.

A: Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
B: Including what?
A: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
B: I don't know WHAT to believe.
A: Not me, believe me!

Tsunami

It might not be much but I would like to my best wishes to all the people that have been affected in one way or another of the tsunami. My prayers go out to you.

Girls: why you should swallow

It’s Tidy
Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick
Even if cum is unpleasant, the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.

It Lets the Man Relax
If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing
In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.

It's Polite
To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."

Spurning dagsins

I am just curious about something. So, if I'm about to board a plane, and the TSA finds less than an ounce of pot in my bag, and I say it's not mine but a friend's, and I get an affidavit from that friend saying that it is his, and I test negative on a drug test, would I be acquitted as well? -- Kiffin Smith, Denver

Why don't you try that and get back to us on what happens?

Lína dagsins

A large contingent of Toronto media flocked to Detroit for Vince Carter's first game Monday. Afterwards, they thronged around his locker. "Damn, who's over there, Michael Jackson?" cracked Jabari Smith.

Britney

vissir þú að 80% unglinga í 10.bekk hafa EKKI smakkað áfengi

Hefur fólk ekki séð þetta á öllum strætóum borgarinnar undanfarna daga. Það fyrsta sem mér datt í hug þegar ég sá þetta var að setja á bílinn hjá mér:

Vissir þú að 95% unglinga í 10.bekk ljúga þegar þeir eru að taka kannanir sem snúast um áfengi!

Quote of the day

Fannst þetta svolítið viðeigandi...

"Thats with anybody, though. If a guy´s going well, you milk it. You just keep running the same play over and over until they stop it." -Allen Iverson.

The fine women of Iceland

There were a few out on the town this weekend that I wouldn´t have had anything against taking a closer look at...

Ég er allavega orðinn spenntur!!

Kvikmyndaheimurinn

Slúðrið þessa dagana er það að farinn sé í framleiðslu leikinn kvikmynd í fullri lengd um ofurhetjuna Johnny Bravo. Maðurinn sem á að leika hjartahlýja kvennagullið er enginn annar en the Rock, og ef hann hættir við af einhverjum ástæðum þá eigum við auðvitað okkar eigin Bravo hérna á Íslandi sem við gætum lánað þeim köllunum ef fallega væri boðið.

Palace

Svo hagar unga fólkið sér á teknóbúllu bæjarins þessa dagana.

Beer alert

Police are warning all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman

A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them

Typically, a female needs only to persuade a male to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, this can lead to a more serious scam called "marriage". Apparently, males are much more susceptible to this particular scam after "beer" is administered in large quantities and the promise of sex on a regular basis is made by the predatory female

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know

However, if you, or any males you know, fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded gentlemen

For a support group nearest to you, just look up "Golf Courses", "Stripjoints" and "Pubs" in Yellow Pages.

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. Out of sheer concern for our children i suggest we get straight to the sex part and stay there...

Czar´s hour of fun

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

cheers!

Ms. Smokin hot

Thats what you might call a straight eye for the queer guy!

Makes me feel like drinking...

My job is a hoot

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As you can see, this is a lot of fun. Hvað um það, klukkan 5 er partý og drinks all around!!

Kobe update

If your wife didn't leave the mailbox wide open, The Mailman would've never bothered her.

Ain´t that the fucking truth. But we´ve all at some points in our life been whipped by a lot worse looking girls then Kobe´s wife so i guess we can´t really blame the guy...

FM2005

Ég er að rúla í þessum nýja manager. Það voru smá byrjunarörðugleikar fyrst um sinn en núna er þetta komið í rétta horfið.

Svo er bara spurningin hvenar menn ætla að þora að tjallenga mig?

Sweet mother of Jesus!

Þá er kallinn búin með prófin og hefur ekkert betra að gera en að fagna því eins og vera ber.....

Mitt fyrst verk verður að sýna hér mynd sem fékk mig til að segja "damn!!"

the Czar is still talking

Rumour has it that mr. Shore might in fact be as flaming as can be gay...there have been discussions of this nature lately and nothing seems to contradict...and since we hear nothing from the man himself we might aswell just jump to conclusions.

What is this world coming to!

the coming of the Czar

I am not who I am anymore. I am what everybody thinks I am. I think I lost myself a long time ago and when I can´t even find myself I guess I can´t really grudge people for doing the same. I don´t even think there is one person out of everybody that is supposedly “close” to me that has the slightest clue as to who I am. They think they do, and that is why I am just that. An illusion of whomever elses imagination.
I have lost my desire to be alive.
I have no illusions of a better life just waiting around the corner. Today is a shitty day and tommorow will be the same. I have become numb to reality and my emotions have been hidden for no one else to see.
I wasn´t always like this. I used to be this happy little fuck with a constant smile on my face. Just oblivious to the world I was growing into. I had dreams back then, aspirations and a constant drive to be the best. Maybe thats where I failed. The only expectations I could never live up to were my own so I got hooked on other peoples expectations. I am an addict of appreciation of action.
It even worked for a while. But in the end, as with every addiction, the high wasn´t enough anymore. I need something stronger, something better. I need.

I was standing by the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive. It was running late and I was freezing. The old couple standing next to me didn´t seem to mind. The old man constantly running his little comb through his gray hair, all wet from the snow that kept pouring down. Times like these always made me wonder why I never bothered getting a damn drivers license.
When the bus finally did arrive I was soaked. I felt how wet all of my clothes were when i finally got to sit down. Since I´m such a warm hearted person I just couldn´t let an old lady that had gotten on the bus on the same stop as me be standing while I was taking the last empty seat. I even held her fucking grocery bags. I was now two rows behind the old couple. They cuddled up against one another. I guess this was one of those moments that is supposed to make me all warm and fuzzy inside, it didn´t. Instead I wondered if the old man could still get hard. Did his wife still turn him on after her breast got all soggy and her skin all wrinkly or did he just pay some poor college kid to come fuck her every two weeks so she´d quit nagging while giving him a blowjob. They probably just came from the pharmacists with their new batch of viagra. He was grinning like an idiot. Getting your dick sucked everyday can do that, especially from a girl with no teath.

to be continued...

I am Richard

You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. Fishism.

"Problem" is just a bleak word for challenge.

Helping others is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self interest

Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.

You know, I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.

Long overdue

Þetta hefur verið sagt oft áður og aldrei að vita nema að það muni gerast aftur, en núna verður sett fútt í þetta. Öllum er velkomið að doubta og kíkja ekki hingað inn nema einu sinni á mánuði eða eitthvað en það verður allavega gerð heiðarleg tilraun til að glæða lífi í gamlar glóðir og þá er kannski vonandi að lesendur taki við sér.
So without further ado, since I have nothing better on my mind then the best and sincerest of my intentions I will just throw in a couple of random thoughts and things that have been on my mind these last few days...

I think it is in order to send out a big shout out to everybodys favorite Idol, Einir Guðlaugsson, before he squares of against some of Icelands finest tommorrow night. Show your support and get our boy through to the final ten!!

Was talking to an American friend of mine the other day about my plans to revisit New York one day soon. As the talk proceded to the ladies he cautioned me.
"You know you can get a fine for hittin on a chick over there right!"
I thought she was just shittin so I took some time and looked it up. Well it seems there actually is such a law, and a very dumb one at that. Here it is for your opinions:
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
Is it just me or is this one a bit outdated?

Jeg har min finale I dansk næste tirsdag og jeg har stadig ikke haft time til at læse nogle af bögerne. Det kommer nok til gá godt. Hold da kæft man!

A couple of other dumb New York laws that I need to beware of:
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

Fyrir alla aðdáendur þarna úti þá er Stjarnan enn ósigruð í 1 deildinni. Þeir mæta svo Njarðvík í næstu umferð bikarkeppni KKÍ á heimavelli.
Næsti leikur: Stjarnan-ÍA, ásgarði, 4 des kl 16.00.

Danmörk á líka sínar skemmtilegu löggjafir:
Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.

Ég var að fá nýja Football manager og er búinn að vera að missa mig í honum undanfarna daga. Er að stýra liði Newcastle þessa stundina og er í 8 sæti úrvalsdeildar þegar hálfnað er tímabil. Mikilvægustu kaup eru hiklaust Carlos Tevez sem er búin að vera að spila vel. Dyer og Robert báðir hræðilegir og hafa verið sendir í skammakrókinn hjá Monaco og Man Utd. Meira um þetta síðar.

Þrátt fyrir að NBA hafi sjaldan verið jafn opið og spennandi og það er þessa dagana eru mínum mönnum hjá Philly ekkert að ganga allt of vel.

Ég var að trada Shaq og Steve Francis fyrir Tim Duncan í fantasy deildinni minni.

Glenn Robinson SUCKS!!!!

Mr. Shore is still looking for ladies willing to clean his apartment and keep him warm at night. Lots and lots of baggage needed. Only one requirement, and that one you can even buy.

Hilmar "chill" og Ari "crash" eru á heimleið frá Kanalandinu eftir fjögurra mánaða dvöl. Ferðin var víst ágæt þótt sumt hefði betur mátt fara. Ari er allavega ógiftur enn.

"I only fucked her because I´m in love with you".

Alexander er ekki búin að vera að fá góða dóma úti......ég er farinn að verða skeptic, þetta er ekki skemmtilegt.

I think I´m actually getting depressed.

Og við endum þetta á einum klassískum:
Hvað er líkt með sítrónu og fíl?

Þessi er ekki erfiður....

Koma svo........

Almost there..

Þau eru bæði gul nema fílinn!!

I will now go kill myself.

Kynlegir kvistir

Friday, December 31, 2004

DAMN!!

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Movie trivia

Tsunami

Girls: why you should swallow

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Spurning dagsins

Lína dagsins

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Britney

Monday, December 27, 2004

vissir þú að 80% unglinga í 10.bekk hafa EKKI smakkað áfengi

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Quote of the day

Monday, December 20, 2004

The fine women of Iceland

Ég er allavega orðinn spenntur!!

Kvikmyndaheimurinn

Palace

Friday, December 17, 2004

Beer alert

Czar´s hour of fun

Ms. Smokin hot

Makes me feel like drinking...

My job is a hoot

Kobe update

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

FM2005

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Sweet mother of Jesus!

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

the Czar is still talking

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

the coming of the Czar

Thursday, December 02, 2004

I am Richard

Long overdue

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