Usefull weekend lines
This should help the big blonde fella get some this weekend.....hopefully.*Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
*If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
*Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
*Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
*When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
*Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
*Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
And the golden one for all the ballers:
*I am not a pro basketball player but i would really like to score on u
posted by Chest Rockwell @ 23:28
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